I think it's safe to say I have no idea what I'm doing. I never thought this would be easy, but it's proving harder than it used to. If only words could drift from my mind directly to the page. The writing is the hardest part. Not the physical act of writing, the typing or scrawling of words, but the scouring of every morsel of genius from my brain and having it still be as genius as it was at conception.

Correction, marke...

All my books are now available at Smashwords! Now, if only Amazon would loosen their standards a bit...

Well, it's been almost a year and the smut storm I forecast fizzled in the water. I've been off dabbling in other things, but now it's time to plop my ass in the chair. Even while I was away my books were still selling (Not as massively as I wished, but I didn't put in the work.) and I gained some new followers. Imagine how big my empire will grow if I actually write something! So, it's nose to the grindstone my Fapazons!...

I'm back! After my long (and unnoticed) hiatus, I have returned with a new site and a fresh batch of new stories! Gird your loins, Fapazons; there's a smut storm a-comin'.